• A Day In A Wife – fast marriage annulments
  • Animal Pharm – veterinary supplies
  • Arsebook – look up old dates online
  • Atlas I’ve Found You! – maps, street directories, etc;
  • Be Right Back – chiropractor
  • Black Thai Affair – fine cuisine from Thailand cooked by African Americans
  • Buy One Get One Free – footwear
  • Disguise In Love With You – romantic fancy dress hire
  • Don’t Stand So Colostomy – bowel cancer survivors outreach service
  • Dot Com – Aboriginal art screensavers
  • Duckness Before Dawn – feather doonas
  • Every Time You Go Away You Take A Piece of Meat With You – quality butcher
  • Stop Fitzgerald– cameras and literature
  • Fax & Figures – Office and gym equipment
  • Feat Of Clay – remarkable pottery
  • Fight For Your Right Chappati – very busy Indian restaurant
  • Forever Jung – a philosophical approach to beauty therapy
  • Forrest Gumph – camping supplies
  • Four Wheel Jive – paraplegic dance studio
  • Freelancalot – ‘Medieval affairs’ journalist for hire
  • Full Blown Aids – glassmaking supplies
  • Gangsta’s Pair O’ Dice – novelty muscle car accessories
  • Great Chimes and Tiles – clocks and flooring at just prices
  • Hair to the Throne – real fur toilet seat covers
  • Homus Where The Art Is – doner kebab and poster shop
  • Hungary Jacks – fast food from Budapest
  • I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buddha – Catholic bookshop
  • It’s A Plant! – legal advice for marijuana growers
  • Kill Bill – debt consolidation
  • King Pong – all your table tennis needs
  • Look Before You Leap – the depression bookstore
  • Lord of the Rings – best doughnuts in town
  • Many Moons – streakers agency
  • Memoirs of a Geezer – specialising in autobiographies from wartime London
  • Movers & Shakers – removalist service run by recovering alcoholics
  • Never Say Dye – no frills haircuts
  • Sin Tax – pay-per-error sub-editing service
  • Peer Pressure – massages from others in your profession
  • Piece Man – guns and ammunition
  • Plaster & Commander – Office partitions and phone systems
  • Pump and Pageantry – everything for the competition bodybuilder
  • Rock and Roll – jewellery and takeaway sandwiches
  • Safe & Sound – hi-fi strongboxes
  • Schtick in the Mud – wet weather gear for the outdoor stand-up comedian
  • Shiva Me Timbers – quality Hindu building materials
  • Some Day My Prints Will Come – photographers who take their time
  • Stringybark Greek – Athenian cuisine with a Ned Kelly theme
  • Tanks a Lot – Aquarium Supplies
  • The Dear Hunter – Valentine gifts
  • The Maltese Falcon – used suburban cars
  • The Scent O’ Metal Bloke – hard rock poetry
  • The Significant Udder – everything for the farmer’s housewife
  • The Whore’s Whisperer – confidential advice for sex industry workers
  • Tongue in Sheikh – kinky Islamic jokes and novelties
  • Toot ‘n’ Come In – Egyptian drive-thru bottle shop
  • Truly Madly Beeply – fire alarms
  • Underlay! Underlay! – Spanish carpet layers
  • Water Way to Go – formerly “Sea Burials R Us”
  • Wok Around the Clock – 24-hour Chinese cuisine
  • You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Nyet! – Russian travel agent