Spotify, to judge by how many hours a day it’s open.
First proper job?
I was a stock boy in a hardware store.
Google. Yes, I’m boring.
Crime you’d commit if you could get away with it?
Does violating laws of physics count?
Getting up early in the morning.
Phrase or word you overuse the most?
According to my daughter, “Incredibly.”
Superpower of choice?
Conjuring money, for obvious reasons!
Signature dance move?
The Dad (usually said in an exasperated, embarrassed tone).
Never fails to make you laugh?
Embarrassing my children.